Top 10 "Things I learned in Quantum" -SJP

10. "There is no part of elementary mathematics so repulsive as spherical trigonometry" - E. Britannica

9. The Davisson-Germer experiment is a real "Bragg".

8. "If we are going to stick to this damned quantum jumping, I regret I ever had anything to do with quantum theory" - E. Schrodinger

7. My wavelength is much too small to worry about...

6. Avoid tunneling into busy streets.

5. Anyone present in this room has a finite chance of leaving it without opening the door, or, of course, without being thrown out of the window.

4. Heisenberg may have slept here.

3. Q: In the eqn, "E=h nu", what is the symbol "h"?  A: Planck's constant.
   Q: And what is the symbol "nu"?                  A: The length of the plank.

2. "Marvelous, what ideas the young people have these days. But I don't believe a word of it" Einstein, after Heisenberg's 1927 lecture.

1. Schrodinger RULES!